Daily Dose: Good To The Last Drop – A Funny Bar Joke
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson EX. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in...
View ArticleDaily Dose: Two Canadians in Hell – Joke
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks...
View ArticleThe World’s Happiest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the girl lived happily ever after. She went shopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis whenever she wanted, always...
View ArticleChildren’s Books That Never Made It
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An...
View ArticleThe 33 Rules of Personal Growth
1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath. 2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia. 3. I assume full...
View Article5 New Year’s Resolutions You CAN Keep.
We know WE can keep these. We think YOU can too, if you really set your heart to it. 1. Gain weigh. At least 30 lbs. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV....
View ArticleIf Women Ruled The World
Bitter idealists don’t like to propagate limiting stereotypes and we believe in inclusiveness vs polarization. But some of these were just too damn funny. So here in honour of International Women’s...
View ArticleHumour For Lexophiles – Or Lovers Of Words
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut...
View ArticleA Funny Christmas Story For People Having a Bad Day
When four of Santa’s elves got sic and the trainee elves did not produce toys as quickly as the regular ones, Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. When Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was...
View ArticleThe funniest taxidermy TV commercial
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs Chuck Testa- of Ojai Valley Taxidermy. It probably is the only funny taxidermy commercial out there, but that doesn’t mean this one isn’t funny. Nope. Chuck...
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